Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...