Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!