Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...