Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...