Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...