Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...