Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...