Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...