There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...