CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...