Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
The Eighteen Bottles
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Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...