Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...