Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...