Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...