Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...