Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.