Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...