Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...