What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...