Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...