The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...