The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...