Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...