Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...