What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...