New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....