Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...