Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...