Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...