Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...