Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...