Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...