A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...