Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...