Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...