What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...