What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...