What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...