A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...