Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...