Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...