A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...