Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...