If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.