My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...