Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...