Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...