Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...