Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...