The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...